Real Men Have Beards
Ok shaving blows. Men were designed to have beards. Thats why we have them. Otherwise you would think evolution and all that jazz we wouldn’t have them, especially with the amount of pansies out there. Here’s two really kick ass quotes I just found:
“A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman.” – Afghan Saying
“There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one.” -Greek saying
That kind of logic is all I need to convince myself to stop shaving. It’s unethical. Women should continue to shave as normal of course. Chuck Norris has a beard, nobody ever gives him shit.
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