Jim Jamesson

For the guys that have have been dragged up and down every single baby aisle in every single baby store by their better half (halves’?), you know exactly how it goes. 530 million straight hours of “Awwwwww when ___ is 143 weeks old he/she would look sooo cute in this outfit, on Thanksgiving 4 years from now at peepee’s house”.

These women really get into baby clothes–even if they don’t have, or have no intentions of ever having a baby. Women WILL find someone’s baby to buy baby clothes for. Guys usually don’t have much of a say in this process, we just smile, nod, agree, push the buggy, and try to save this torture event as a reason to justify a future purchase.

Anyways, here’s a line of clothing designed specifically for muliticultural children ages 52 weeks to 728 weeks old (why do some parents always go by months and weeks… Personally I am like 1500 weeks). I was actually very impressed with this stuff! It’s genius! Look how they catered to everyone…

Kids: I can see would actually feel proud to wear Mosaic Mix clothing (well the older ones anyways). Especially in today’s crazy crazy world.

Moms: Well, moms love anything on their child that is small and pink and cute, enough said.

Dads: The REAL beauty here is that this is about as dad-friendly as baby clothes could possibly be! I have seen some seriously ridiculously-dressed kids holding their seriously embarrassed dad’s hand. Dads will have absolutely no beef here.

I can almost hear the chorus of ‘thank yous’ that many a Dad will certainly be saying when their wife orders from Mosaic Mix.