Lindsay Lohans donkey ball sucking technique revealed
Shame on Lindsay Lohan. My man Tom conducted an incredibly scientific experiment regarding dreams and Lindsay Lohan. What was proved is that people like Lindsay Lohan don’t respond to people because they think they are so high and mighty. Instead of sending an email, which we conveniently provided on an abundance of post-it notes wadded into beer bottles that we heaved through her windows, nothing. Bunk. Zero. Dammit.
But, like I have said a hundred times now…
“WITH EVERY BAD EVENT COMES A GOOD EVENT”
And the good event in this case, is I learned how an attractive celebrity such as Lindsay Lohan actually can rear a live donkey, calm him down, get him hard, taking care when lifting the donkey’s penis up and out of the way, and finally, gently cusping the donkey’s balls and inserting them into her mouth.
Ok I didn’t really learn that. But what I did find out is that it appears most celebrities just suck in general when it comes to answering their adoring fans.
