Jim Jamesson

Scenario. Good guy and bad guy shooting at each other. Good guy is running away, protecting the chick he just rescued or something, and she is running full speed forward, and good guy is running too, but shooting backwards at the bad guy, and keeping up with the girl at the same time-even nudging her from time to time to go faster. The good guy has a machine gun or something, and holds it down by his waist (good guys face would be covered up otherwise = reduced camera/face time), and blasts away with one hand.

Now the bad guy. He’s got some kind of high powered super sniper rifle with some really fucking cool scope or laser shit on it. He aims with his eyes and steady hand.

So now what happens? The good guy, with his reckless and haphazard aim running backwards pushing a full steam running girl forward yelling at her to go! all while shooting backwards at the bad guy with one hand while his other arm is all fucking bloody and shit or something, and the bad guy, with his can’t-miss laser scope, gets shot.

Now this bothered me up until a couple minutes ago when I had an epiphany. I realized that this could actually be applicable in my life. You see, I take a lot of pictures nowadays, especially with Apollo. For example, when the Asheville Mall 2.5s busted me for terrorizing the mall… instead of surrendering like a little bitch, and only getting one really crappy shot (because I tried to AIM), what I should have done was run like allgodamnedhell and machine gun movie aimed and I GUARANTEE I woulda came home with 15-20 keepers. I TJ Guarantee that shit.