Why Burger King milkshakes are the best
Burger King milkshakes are the best. Everytime I get one, I audibly tell anyone who will listen, just how much pleasure a Burger King shake can bring.
It’s not so much that it tastes good. It’s a milkshake and tastes like a milkshake should taste. Burger Kings are no better than fucking Dairy Queen.
No, the reason Burger King’s milkshakes are so incredible, is because the milkshake machine only works about 10, maybe 11% of the time. I routinely order a milkshake every single trip I make to Burger King, every single day. The reason I am not getting fat is because I only manage to drive home with a milkshake maybe once every three or four months.
It gets a man wondering though. How much money do I save, and does Burger King lose, by not maintaining and/or upgrading their equipment? Lets conduct an experiment for the sake of nothing else to do.
FAST FOOD EXPERIMENT VARIABLES
Let’s say one visits Burger King once per day.
Let’s assume a rate of one large chocolate milkshake per day.
Let’s call Burger King and double check how much a shake costs…
$2.66 OUT THE DOOR. (going milkshake market rate at my local Burger King establishment)
So, we can say that within a years time, Burger King loses out on:
365 (days) x $2.66 (shake cost) = $970.90.
Almost a grand! Yeah yeah that includes tax… but just humor me here.
Burger King: Why eat like a clown when you can eat like a king?
