When you actually do need math
Heard this shit a thousand times by now. “Ohh, when do you ever need to remember math. When do you need to know history. It doesn’t apply in the real world.” What the fuck ever. Look, tonight, with the help of this really cute ass chick who lives in a different state, I got to conduct, what I feel is the finest goddamned science experiment in the history of the planet. The forces that be agreed, the planets aligned, and the gods took the night off.
Tonight, we simultaneously ordered Papa Johns online, from two distinct locations, in two different states, and let the drivers unknowingly race to see who would win.
In a little while, I will post the results. But I have about 200 hours of re-learning goddamn basic math in order to give absolutely accurate results. Stay tuned.
UPDATE: Finally got this damn thing posted. It required much research and careful math to ensure scientific accuracy. Check out the Papa Johns Race >>
