Jim Jamesson

Here’s a tip if you want to rip off KFC for the hell of it.

Arrive around 8 minutes before your local KFC closes.

Drive to the speaker, and order something you know they won’t have cooked up.

Pull up to window. When guy tells you it will be 9 minutes on your chicken, show compassion to the problems you are about to cause them. They will have to cook brand new chicken after they already cleaned all the shit up.

Tell the guy, man just give me whatever you have. Show him you care.

KFC people will be so excited and happy that they can use the old shitty chicken they have laying around, that they will feel slightly bad for you.

They will then proceed to give you an abnormally large amount of chicken, for two reasons. First, they don’t have to cook more shit, and clean up all over again. Second, they will feel bad that you are about to eat end of the day nast, and will proceed to fill up your plate until the lid barely closes.

Thank them profusely and ask for extra sauces while you can. Go the fuck home and enjoy what you accomplished.

You can fuck KFC out of lots of chicken, quite easily.