Jim Jamesson

Alright, for those of you who don’t keep tabs with my personal hottest girl list, Jaime Simpson (the chick that does the rug commercials and McKinney Dodge commercials) is the 2nd hottest girl on tv. She is only beneath the dvd on tv chick, who is The hottest chick on tv. Jaime Simpson bows to her.

Jim's current top two hottest girls on tv, Jennifer Lothrop and Jaime Simpson

But. Only because, Jaime Simpson is on a local scale, and the dvd on tv chick is nationwide. The dvd on tv girl, she is the hottest girl on tv, and that trumps the hottest girl on local tv. And that’s a real shame. What’s also a shame is the fact that every chick I talk to and tell them how they bow to Jaime Simpson, always tells me how much they can’t stand her. “Ugh I can’t stand her” they scoff. It’s because they are jealous. Jaime Simpson is so awesome that other girls can’t stand her. That’s the kind of chick you want around.

You see, Jaime Simpson has national quality ‘whateverness’ about her. She is too good for just being on local tv. She makes all the other local tv people look like amateurs. Other local tv people bow to Jaime Simpson.

Jaime Simpson needs to be national. It would make me happy to see her on a super bowl ad or something. Not the local slot, but like, where everyfuckingbody is watching waiting for that next wardrobe malonpurposemarketingploy.

So that’s the trouble with Jaime Simpson. If only she was national, she wouldn’t have to tell me about some persian floor mat at a good deal price. The world should collectively start a petition to get Jaime Simpson on national tv. I would sign it, and I bet I could get a 12 pack in the next couple of days and talk whoever is around to sign it too.

Yeah, I can almost TJ guarantee about 10 or maybe 15 signatures. Everyone should join. Nobody probably will though, and that’s just a damn shame.