Phil Roe defeats David Davis
Well it looks like our buddy Phil Roe has defeated David “Davie” Davis. Sucks for Davis, but life goes on. I wonder… had he seen the footage I have seen, if results would have been different. After all, Roe only won by fewer than 500 votes.
Phil Roe tries to figure out the best way to tag-team eat some sausage with an excited veteran.
Now, Roe is off to face democratic challenger Rob Russell. According to sources close to Russell, “Phil Roe should win this easy. This district has traditionally been republican and Rob Russell once faced Phil Roe in a tug-of-war contest and Phil Roe wooped his ass pretty bad. Several witnesses recall Roe pulling Russell so hard, that he slid face-first into the mud pit in the middle. When confronting Phil Roe last night after sex, he confided in me “frankly, that was no mud puddle. Our plan was to cover this man with shit manure, and, while he struggled to get up from realizing his defeat, I was gonna try a publicity stunt and piss on him to show how the results of the election would actually go.
“But he was so attractive laying in the poo that I couldn’t help but to ravage his body with my Lil’ Phil Roe.”
Damn, they sure know how to wrangle the political spotlight across the hill in Tennessee.
I don’t have a website. I’m sorry to show my ignorance but I am new to the area so I don’t know anything about Davis, but I would like to say that you will NEVER meet anyone, including yourself that HATES Phil roe more than me. Should there be a contest? Let me know if you want to know how much I hate him
Comment by Patrick on August 25, 2011