Oxidants
If there’s one thing in life that really bogs me down, it’s gotta be oxidants. Research has shown the damage these motherfuckers do. They make our lives a living hell. From depression, to suicide even.
That’s why I drink green tea. There is shit in green tea that might be pro-life, pro-guns, pro-oil drilling, pro Barak Obama even. But they are also highly, highly anti-oxidant.
Let me just tell you how anti-oxidant the shit in green tea actually is. You see, the shit in green tea has one reason to even exist. Without that shit, green tea has no way to combat oxidants. And that shit really sucks.
So there is only one thing that is really important here. You are OK in my book to be pro-MCCAIN. As long as you drink green tea, you will be drinking shit that is anti oxidants.
I think we should all march in front of some loser downtown’s courthouse with signs that say OXIDANT with that big red circle and red line thru it. I mean, what could they do, tell us to go home?
So how come nobody makes Blue-Cheese slices to put on burgers and sandwiches?
Comment by BoBo on September 5, 2008