KFC gives out free chicken
Well folks, the love of fast food strikes again (for the 2nd time). I just got wind from one of our truly fanstastic and lovely clients, that the coveted KFC chicken strategy indeed works, and works WELL. My source tells me she got so much chicken that she actually is stuck with bushels of freshly hatched eggs! (not really, but still)
This has an awesomeness factor of like a billion zillion, with like a shitfamilymealload of exponents (that I don’t know how to type on my keyboard). And let me tell ya, that means it’s seriously awesome.
So, I say to all of you who have not yet experienced the best of what Kentucky Fried Chicken has to offer, you are so missing out. Whatever you do though, don’t try this for yourself. Please don’t ruin it for all two of us that have successfully swindled gallons of chicken. 
