Girl wrecks her scooter and breaks her leg
I woke up the other morning, was sitting on the couch in my pajamas checking my email minding my own business when all the sudden I look out the window and see a girl riding her scooter turn onto my road and totally wipe out crash. I grabbed my phone, called 911, and ran outside to pull the scooter off from her. Her leg was definitely broke and all fucked up like.
As we were waiting patiently for the ambulance to get there, I managed to have a somewhat pleasant (as can be expected) conversation with this chick. The 911 lady said we can hang up now if she is breathing and conscious and otherwise in good spirits, and told us the hospital bus would be there shortly.
By the time the ambulance and police arrived, I remembered that I was now late to meet a buddy of mine to do some mountain biking. Since I was always late, I thought it to be a good idea to snap these photos as proof of my delay, instead of crafting some elaborate excuse or some shit like that. So in the spirit of the internet, I share my cool scooter crash pictures with all.
When I pulled the scooter off of her body, this is how her leg looked.
At least when she wiped out she was going kind of slow. Not slow enough though.
This chick was a trooper and tough as nails. She griped about the pain but after I told her to relax and have some dip, all was fine and dandy.
Poor girl had to lay in the dirt on her face for about 20 minutes until the meat wagon pulled in.
Her leg and knee were on queer street thats for sure.
Scooter didn't really get too much damage, I guess she cushioned the fall. You should have heard her boyfriend cussing that he had to walk the scooter all the way down the street to his house. Why do decent chicks end up with horrible fucking boyfriends anyway?
The cops and EMTs showed up and proceeded to axe questions and move the chick to the gurney.
Alright Michael Jackson! This chick is gonna be just fine.
her leg is gross! too bad people stay with terrible boyfriends like that…possibly there is a connection between her lifestyle and her crash.
Comment by leslie @ the oko box on October 17, 2008