The new Knight Rider really sucks
I am as die hard of a Knight Rider fan as you’ll ever know. If I had $50k laying around, I would so be driving my own KITT. Not the new Val Kilmer ballbag KITT, the old original authentic and totally bad ass REAL KITT.
Michael Knight kicked a whole lot of ass. Go Hoff.
There’s no real comparison between the old Knight Rider and the new one. This Traceur guy is a real clown’s asshole… a real joke. The old Knight Rider was so much more fun and exciting. Any show that the main character can say “expresso” and go completely unnoticed is my kind of show.
That's super pursuit mode, and it's no bullshit. Whatever they have now is overly homo compared to this.
Looking at the new KITT is like watching Roadhouse 2. Just because the first one was a good idea, doesn’t mean you can gank the premise and retool it to be all modern. The new Knight Rider is so far beyond unbelievable. I mean come on, a missile system? FLAG sure turned into a load of pansies. Michael Knight never needed any fucking missile launchers, he kicked ass the good ol’ fashioned way. One punch, maybe a hokey roundhouse kick and the bad guy was out cold. Unless of course, Michael had some words to say to the bad guy before he was hauled off by the oft-pesky local law officers.
Shit, if that’s not bad enough, they got Val Kilmer to do the voice. What the fuck! What the hell was wrong with William Daniels? What did he ever do wrong ya know? Instead they have Iceman Jim Morrison sounding like a complete fartwipe. And to think they actually wanted funnyman Will Arnett instead… are these people kidding? I think so.
Here is the stupid ass new KITT. Oooh, a Mustang with lots of fins and Fast n Furious frills. Big fucking woop.
Nothing sucks worse than the new Knight Rider. It’s beyond horrible and I refuse to accept this as a new and improved Knight Rider. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I’m sticking to my Knight Rider dvd reruns that I watch every single night before bed time.
Michael Knight always gave thumbs-ups, because he is awesome.
Here, you can see Michael Knight smiling. Immediately following this picture, Mike and KITT turbo boosted over a bad guys Buick, made them spin out and crash, KITT took on the guy thats running and cornered him and Michael Knight grabbed the driver out of the car, punched him in the face, told him checkmate or some other awesome one-liner, and then I jumped up and down with joy.
you got that right…
the original KITT was and still is THE CAR.
no fancy stuff. just a simple black T-top and a law abiding man on a mission to protect the inocent and bring down criminals who operate above the law.
btw, have you seen the supposedly new K.A.R.R., but spelled KARR-E (Knight Auto-cybernetic Roving Robot Exoskeleton)? looks more like WALL-E to me…. lol….
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