Wolf Blitzer’s ridiculously-sized studio during post-debate coverage
By Jim Jamesson on October 20th, 2008 | Posted in Politics | Permalink
Holy shit. Maybe it’s just me, but has anyone else noticed the enormous size of Wolf Blitzer’s ever-expanding studio set? Its like miles and miles of huge TV screens with pointers and all this craziness. In fact, according to my independent source who wishes to remain anonymous, Blitzer’s studio now occupies an eye-popping 7,842 acres. Insane!
Look at the size of Wolf Blitzer's high tech tv screen in his studio that is bigger than my, ego.
Just think of how many miles Wolf Blitzer must cover on each of his shows. It’s like a 13 minute walk from the US electoral map over to the table where they huddle together 74 different analysts and strategists and dicksuckists. Imagine the jealousy that all these other journalists must feel toward Blitzer. Anderson fuck Cooper? Give me a break. Bill o’fuck O’Rielly? Get real. Glenn fuck Beck? In your dreams. Nobody touches Wolf Blitzer. Nobody.
Here’s a look at some of my highlights from the CNN post-debate coverage of the 3rd Obama/McCain debate. Some real winners here…
FACT: Wolf Blitzer's studio was 7.9x the size of all 3 presidential debate studios... combined.
Here's Clintons response to some of Wolf's questions regarding how well Sens Obama and McCain performed during the debate.
Boy does she look like a stupid.
Clinton had a very politically-correct answer when Wolf Blitzer pulled down his drawers to show the Junior Senator his little puppy.
What the hell kind of name is Soledad? Are they serious? If you are also named Soledad, but are not this particular Soledad, I would love to hear your thoughts on your name.
I would.
You KNOW these people thought they were the shit because they were on tv. They so were the water cooler talk of their jobs the next morning.
Soledad thinks she is hot shit. Here, she illustrates where you should stick your tool.
Holly Jones for Buncombe County Commissioner? Who even knows what the county commissioner even does?
This lady REALLY wants Holly Jones as our commissioner. Wonder what Holly spent on her website?
Holly Jones Should’ve had us build her a nicer political website template.
Elizabeth Dole running slander campaign ads against Kay Hagan.
You heard it hear first: Kay Hagan wants to raise our taxes in the trillions. I'm all for it.
Guys, would you rather fuck Kay Hagan or Elizabeth Dole? That's what I thought. Hagan, you got my vote.
It’s unreal the amount of money Elizabeth Dole has spent advertising to me, a Godless American, about how bad godless American’s are for the super anally republican right wing state of North Carolina. I wish I could tell Elizabeth Dole just how much I dislike her and how I have banded together 34 friends so far who are joining me for our election day party to vote for Kay Hagan. And yes, we’re all voting out of spite. Not 1 in 34 of us (so far) could give a shit about Dole or Hagan.
You can't see it here, but he was jerking his dick off here and spinning it 360º. I heard a rumor that Anderson Cooper also calls his dick by two distinct last names.
Cooper Smith Johnson Rogers Anderson sure loves national debate polls. A serious lip-quivering love, as shown in this picture.
You can see him straining to push out his poo log. Talk about disrespecting The Blitzer.
You know these people think they are so cool with their CNN-branded laptops. They probably go to Starbucks and think their shit don't stink. Then, hypocrites that they are probably get upset when 800 thousand caffeinated shitheads ask them who will win the election.
I don't know the names of these clowns, but this guy's pose is just funny looking.
CNN Tool John King saying something very serious and analytical. This guy has the personality of sidewalk chalk.
Look at them with their special little laptops around their special little table within Blitzer's compound.
Bet you Candy Crowley's computer is the biggest best and fastest. Bet you a dollar.
After pooping, this guy went into a tirade and great detail about the size of our presidential candidates' weeners.
So for all of you that missed it, there you have it. I sure hope Wolf is still around for the 2012 election. Knowing CNN’s love for one-upping each elections’ technology, we should be treated to Wolf Biltzer covering the elections from the space station by my calculations.
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Tags: 2008 presidential debate, Anderson Cooper, Barack Obama, Candy Crowley, CNN, election coverage, John King, John McCain, Wolf Blitzer