Comments on: How to support global warming and exponentially increase your carbon footprint http://jimjamesson.com/2008/11/18/how-to-support-global-warming-and-exponentially-increase-your-carbon-footprint/ Photoshop Tutorials, Website Design Tutorials, Boxing, Knight Rider and a lotta other pointless stuff. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:36:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Brad Neal Clark http://jimjamesson.com/2008/11/18/how-to-support-global-warming-and-exponentially-increase-your-carbon-footprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4216 Brad Neal Clark Sun, 30 May 2010 00:45:37 +0000 http://jimjamesson.com/?p=902#comment-4216 <p>My Dear Friend Jim, It has also been proven that when an individual uses much foul language those words being produced by the back of a human throat emit a far greater amount of God damned CO fucking 2 particles; I greatly appreciate your liberal usage of the phrases--especially "horsedick-swallowing." That was nearly wonderful. But sir, out of my deep-seated fear of offending you I hesitate before mentioning you have failed to speak of one of the best ways of increasing our footprints on this blessed Mother Earth: if, as entities which dare be bold enough to label ourselves as human beings, we must be responsible enough to eat as many beans as we possibly can consume into our bulging beer-stomachs. It matters not whether said bean products are refried or prepared some other way. I have found you can eat them raw, too, though you may need to wear a prize fighter's mouthpiece while doing it. It has been scientifically proven that the more bean products we eat the more we will emit wonderful methane gas from our ass holes. It is a blessing for me to know that while I am breaking wind in Texas I am relieving my fellow humans of the harshness of the cold Bible Belt winters and their fiber optic-like piss streams that are so painful upon their exiting of the pissing apparatus. While it may make an individuals vicinity smell of fecal matter, it is the right and caring thing to do. I am regretful that I can not drive anymore and help to further increase your quality of life; I can not drive because I am a convicted felon who drove around drunk too often listening to George Jones and Conway Twitty CD's. As soon as I am able I shall do it again. </p> <p>Jim, you are a wise and prudent man, and one after my own heart.</p> <p>Sinfuckingserely, Brad Neal Motherfucker Turtle Shit Donkey Throbbing Dick Clit Clark</p> My Dear Friend Jim,
It has also been proven that when an individual uses much foul language those words being produced by the back of a human throat emit a far greater amount of God damned CO fucking 2 particles; I greatly appreciate your liberal usage of the phrases–especially “horsedick-swallowing.” That was nearly wonderful.
But sir, out of my deep-seated fear of offending you I hesitate before mentioning you have failed to speak of one of the best ways of increasing our footprints on this blessed Mother Earth: if, as entities which dare be bold enough to label ourselves as human beings, we must be responsible enough to eat as many beans as we possibly can consume into our bulging beer-stomachs. It matters not whether said bean products are refried or prepared some other way. I have found you can eat them raw, too, though you may need to wear a prize fighter’s mouthpiece while doing it.
It has been scientifically proven that the more bean products we eat the more we will emit wonderful methane gas from our ass holes. It is a blessing for me to know that while I am breaking wind in Texas I am relieving my fellow humans of the harshness of the cold Bible Belt winters and their fiber optic-like piss streams that are so painful upon their exiting of the pissing apparatus. While it may make an individuals vicinity smell of fecal matter, it is the right and caring thing to do.
I am regretful that I can not drive anymore and help to further increase your quality of life; I can not drive because I am a convicted felon who drove around drunk too often listening to George Jones and Conway Twitty CD’s. As soon as I am able I shall do it again.

Jim, you are a wise and prudent man, and one after my own heart.

Sinfuckingserely,
Brad Neal Motherfucker Turtle Shit Donkey Throbbing Dick Clit Clark

]]> By: BobB http://jimjamesson.com/2008/11/18/how-to-support-global-warming-and-exponentially-increase-your-carbon-footprint/comment-page-1/#comment-3858 BobB Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:17:37 +0000 http://jimjamesson.com/?p=902#comment-3858 <p>If we silly humans did not put out every wild fire, the atmosperic soot and carbon would be higher and the forest would be healthier, bad humans. In addition, the prairies would burn every year releasing it's carbon back. Again, bad humans.</p> If we silly humans did not put out every wild fire, the atmosperic soot and carbon would be higher and the forest would be healthier, bad humans. In addition, the prairies would burn every year releasing it’s carbon back. Again, bad humans.

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