Jim Jamesson

And it’s damn shameful. It’s pitifully hypocritical. Like the Republicans. I’m not sure how, but for some reason, every negative connotation in my life is seen as a positive by a Republican. So I blame them for lots of things.

Mainly Rush Limbaugh for example. I simply cannot understand how this turd is even allowed on tv, and even worse, how people are influenced and brainwashed by him. He looks like someone that if you were at the zoo and the gorilla threw his giant gorilla shit on Rush Limbaugh as he’s doing a live interview talking down about how zoo’s are the devil. Put yourself in that scene right now for a second. You made a fake press pass in your illegal copy of Paint Shop Pro Lite that was included with your uncles Lexmark printer, and you’re like 20 feet away from Limbaugh and a cameraman and all the commotion with that. All the sudden, a giant gorilla shit hits him right in his bald head. But because of budget cuts, the zookeepers the night before watered down the gorilla food to stretch it a bit, so the gorilla has diarrhea so it’s quite runny. But not too runny as to not be able to be thrown, but pliable still to not be deflected by the cage bars.

Not only are you laughing and in shock at the same time, but you surpisingly, upliftingly perhaps realize that your subconcience has triggered the muscles around your lower intestines, so as to summon a sort of primal urge to mimic your distant relative and throw your own poo at him as well.

So anyways. It’s a good thing anything like that never happened. We [unfortunately] need the Rush Limbaugh’s of the world to help keep the pendulum swinging… ah well.