Jim Jamesson

Ok. I know this person that places dogs and animals on the same plane as human beings. Today when I walked outside, I noticed a shining example of how dogs–while cute and lovable and all of that–are just not on the same plane as human beings. Now I know some of you might be like, “Umm, no shit Jim” but look here, there ARE people that do not differentiate the two.

So take for example, our two new dogs. They are really awesome dogs. But they are not on the same level as people because they are ‘shit indifferent’. Meaning, they don’t care where they shit. They don’t care what they shit on. They don’t even care if they step in their own shit.

Here you can see one of the dogs shit on the frisbee, and is now currently standing in it.

Boy Dog

Girl Dog

So there you have it, proof that dogs are not on the same level as human beings.

Here’s what I think Kenny Rogers intended this song to say, the night he wrote it in some skank ass motel with some homegirl hooker. Damn, Kenny Rogers rules all of the world and he even kicks so much more’r ass that he’ll probably be ruling the moon too before it’s all said and done and shit. Read more »

This station wagon is hot. This station wagon is fast. This station wagon is built well. This station wagon is sexy. This station wagon is on fire.

Snapped up this gem of a photo a few weeks back heading down Sweeten Creek Road. This is the most insane stack job I have ever seen in my life. No lie this guys balls were dragging 3 car lengths behind him that’s how big they were I tell you no lie. You had to see it to believe it, I mean it was teetering and swaying and it was nasty flurries/slush mix on the roads, whew…