Proof that Jack Black ain’t got shit on Rod Stewart’s, ‘People Get Ready’ “yeaaaaaahhh’s”

By Jim Jamesson on October 28th, 2009 | Posted in Music | Permalink

For all the people that think Jack Black’s yells and screams and yeahhhh’s and ahhhhhahhhhhhhhyeahh!!!!’s are some of the most ridiculously overkill ’singing’ out there… you might have missed some vintage Rod Stewart screeching on some of the most absurdly loud yeaahhh’s ever verbalized by human beings. Here’s a couple examples of what I mean…

Rod Stewart wearing some short ass shorts and Converse.

Rod Stewart wearing some short ass shorts and Converse.

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Kenny Rogers: Love Or Something Like It alternative karaoke lyrics

By Jim Jamesson on October 17th, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Music | Permalink

Here’s what I think Kenny Rogers intended this song to say, the night he wrote it in some skank ass motel with some homegirl hooker. Damn, Kenny Rogers rules all of the world and he even kicks so much more’r ass that he’ll probably be ruling the moon too before it’s all said and done and shit. Read more »

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Steve and Tom and Elton John

By Jim Jamesson on August 9th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

You guys, just now, at 3:12 AM, Elton John came on Movin’ Easy. I turned off Lionel Ritchie on repeat one at 3:09, EXACTLY 3 minutes.

I TOLD YOU GUYS. IT DOES NOT FAIL.

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Natalie Merchant and her 10,000 Kermits

By Jim Jamesson on July 30th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

If Kermit the Frog was a woman, and a singer lady, I’m not so sure we’d tell it apart from Natalie Merchant. Am I the only one who thinks this?

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Whitney Houston was hot

By Jim Jamesson on July 17th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

Don’t hear much of Whitney Houston these days. Well, you normal people don’t anyways. If you listen to Sirius 4 24/7 like I do, you hear her about 4 or 5 times a day. Whitney, you rock.Whitney Houston has really nice Whitney Houstons

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America – Tin Man

By Jim Jamesson on July 17th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

Would somebody please for the love of god please explain to me exactly what in the hell this song even means:

America – Tin Man Lyrics…

Sometimes late when things are real And people share the gift of gab between themselves Some are quick to take the bait And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shelves

But oz never did give nothing to the tin man That he didnt, didnt already have And cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of sir galahad.

So please believe in me When I say Im spinning round, round, round, round Smoke glass stain bright color Image going down, down, down, down Soapsuds green like bubbles

Oh, oz never did give nothing to the tin man That he didnt, didnt already have And cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me When I say Im spinning round, round, round, round Smoke glass stain bright color Image going down, down, down, down Soapsuds green like bubbles

No, oz never did give nothing to the tin man That he didnt, didnt already have And cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me

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The Kate Voegle and Hanson Story

By Jim Jamesson on April 5th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

Alright this one is pretty funny. First my apologies to Kate Voegle and Hanson, please take no offense here.

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Sinead O’Connor “Downpressor Man”

By Jim Jamesson on March 11th, 2008 | Posted in Music | Permalink

Just thinking about this song whilst it plays. Saw some shit on A&E or some shit maybe it was Biography or something… anyways, so Radio Paradise played this song (actually has played it many times per RP guy) called “Downpressor Man” by Sinead O’Connor which is actually written by Peter Tosh.

Anyways, this is kinda funny, at least to me. So like, ok… let me start from the beginning to recap this whole thing.

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Michael McDonald – Minute by Minute

By Jim Jamesson on March 12th, 2007 | Posted in Music | Permalink

This song is so fun to put on repeat, sit in your underwear at 4am and build some websites. I want everyone to share the joy of singing along with the vocalist of the month, Michael Q Tip McDonald:

He came from somewhere back in her long ago The sentimental fool dont see Tryin hard to recreate What had yet to be created once in her life

She musters a smile For his nostalgic tale Never coming near what he wanted to say Only to realize It never really was

She had a place in his life He never made her think twice As he rises to her apology Anybody else would surely know Hes watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees No wise man has the power to reason away What seems to be Is always better than nothing And nothing at all keeps sending him…

Somewhere back in her long ago Where he can still believe theres a place in her life Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life He never made her think twice As he rises to her apology Anybody else would surely know Hes watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees No wise man has the power to reason away What seems to be Is always better than nothing Theres nothing at all But what a fool believes he sees…

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