Jim Jamesson

Well what do ya know, the motherload mathematical holiday of the year is here: 3/3/09, Square Root Day.

This is pretty cool. Check out Cybrary Man’s website for more info on today. Good stuff.

Holy shit, here’s something I like to see. This kid has started a movement (complete with website AND a book) to try and make a few dollars off something that is utterly ridiculous encouraging kids not to cuss. Damn!

Thank you.

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Dreamweaver CS4 pisses me the hell off.

I find it hard to believe that this functionality does not exist in Dreamweaver. All the Mac FTP clients I’ve used allow this. Unless I’m missing some hidden checkbox or preference option somewhere, this is not doable in this latest release (which otherwise looks a bit nicer than CS3).

Adobe, this is a real bummer. This would speed up people’s workflow. Why do you insist on keeping some of the functionality of your software products so close to Windowsey-crappiness. Do you people even use Macs? Do you even publish websites? You should be ashamed!

Man, I wish someone would come out with some extention or patch or fix for this. If anyone out there knows a cure, it would be rad of you to share!

Man do I hope this global warming shit is real. Right now its fucking cold outside. I went to take a piss and instead of my usual piss it was a cold hard solid block of ice that looked like a section of fucking fiber optic cable. And I only live in NC… I try to imagine these fuckers living further up north, and I just… I’m just fucking speechless.

Nothing sucks more than the cold. You see, I’m a Floridiot by birth and native Floridiots are flat-out not built for cold weather. Personally, I have a 50º limit. Anything above 50º my joints still function and my jaw allows me to speak. Below 50º it all goes to fuck. When it’s this cold out, I spend my waking day engulphed in this huge fucking sheepskin eskimo jacket that offers me warmth, but at the expense of extreme ridicule. What the fuck. Read more »

This one just came in, haha:

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By request, I’m posting the pictures of this girl who wrecked her scooter right in front of my house. She broke her leg and was all messed up but lived to tell the tale. She seemed like a pretty nice girl from what I gathered, although she complained the entire time during our conversation while waiting for the ambulance. Not that she didn’t have a good reason or anything, I mean her leg was pointing the wrong way and her face was planted in the dirt.

I hope this girl never comes across my website, this would probably piss her off. If you are that girl and you’re reading this, shit, what can I say… Read more »

Surely to god some smart ass has told you “don’t forget to set your Indian Alarm Clock!” Well, for those of you that have never heard this phrase, it’s time to bust out that learning cap. Setting an Indian alarm clock is easy. You drink a lot of water right before you go to bed, and you wake up naturally because you have to piss your brains out come morning time. Read more »

The problem with living in a melting-pot city like Asheville and being as on-the-fence politically/racially/religiously neutral as I am, that you constantly hear the views of all the different ‘types’ of folks that live and clash in false harmony here. One of the topics that always seems to come up is that of ‘The Mexicans’. Read more »

I’m a good guy. I don’t curse or swear or anything like that ever. The last time I actually said a bad word was about oh… hmm shit, probably 15-20 years ago now. Goddamn am I getting old. Anyways, living in Florida as a kid gives you much access to theme parks such as Disney and MGM and Sea World and shit and such and so forth. My particular favorite was Epcot Center, because they had much more interesting shit like cutting-edge hydroponic systems and German beer (thanks Dad for always smuggling beer in my sippy cup). Anyhow, one of my favorite hobbies at the time was going to Epcot Center, and fucking with the Japanese tourists. Read more »

This is cause for celebration. Thanks to my friend Paula I actually got to use the word ’stave’ for the first time this year. Stave is a very rare word that kicks a whole lot of ass. Like Tony Jaa amount of kicking ass. I’m blessed to have been given the opportunity to use this word this year. Finally! We did it man!

Because it’s my blog and all I’d just like to take a second to thank my team you know. They’ve done a hell of a job you know working with what we’ve had to work with. Everyone has been very supportive, and you know without McDonald’s and the help from those guys there man, things would have turned out differently. I’m really looking forward to you know using the word stave again sometime in the future.

If there’s one thing in life that really bogs me down, it’s gotta be oxidants. Research has shown the damage these motherfuckers do. They make our lives a living hell. From depression, to suicide even.

That’s why I drink green tea. There is shit in green tea that might be pro-life, pro-guns, pro-oil drilling, pro Barak Obama even. But they are also highly, highly anti-oxidant.

Let me just tell you how anti-oxidant the shit in green tea actually is. You see, the shit in green tea has one reason to even exist. Without that shit, green tea has no way to combat oxidants. And that shit really sucks.

So there is only one thing that is really important here. You are OK in my book to be pro-MCCAIN. As long as you drink green tea, you will be drinking shit that is anti oxidants.

I think we should all march in front of some loser downtown’s courthouse with signs that say OXIDANT with that big red circle and red line thru it. I mean, what could they do, tell us to go home?

When it comes to the Olympics, like most people, I don’t really give much of a shit. The Olympics are boring to watch, far too overly technoligized, and everything just moves along so slow. When I read my news, I blow right over anything related to the Olympics, except this one.

Yang Peiyi on the left, Lin Miaoke on the right.

During the opening ceremony, they had a little 9 year old Chinese girl singing a song. Everyone loved it, everyone thought she was the cutest thing ever. Turns out, she was lip syncing to some other little girl, that the OLYMPIC GAME ORGANIZERS deemed too ugly to be shown on tv. That’s right. The ugly girl that was a good singer was not allowed to be on tv. Here’s a quote from these real fuckhead Olympic organizers:

“We had to do it. We’d been through several inspections. They’re all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were several spectators from various divisions, especially leaders from the Politburo, who gave the opinion it must change.”

Shit like this really pisses me off. I will never, ever watch any Olympics, and will never support anything they do. I hope everyone that had anything to do with a decision such as this rots in their shitty ass smog city.

Fuck the Olympics. Hard

Alright, for those of you who don’t keep tabs with my personal hottest girl list, Jaime Simpson (the chick that does the rug commercials and McKinney Dodge commercials) is the 2nd hottest girl on tv. She is only beneath the dvd on tv chick, who is The hottest chick on tv. Jaime Simpson bows to her.

Jim's current top two hottest girls on tv, Jennifer Lothrop and Jaime Simpson

But. Only because, Jaime Simpson is on a local scale, and the dvd on tv chick is nationwide. The dvd on tv girl, she is the hottest girl on tv, and that trumps the hottest girl on local tv. And that’s a real shame. What’s also a shame is the fact that every chick I talk to and tell them how they bow to Jaime Simpson, always tells me how much they can’t stand her. “Ugh I can’t stand her” they scoff. It’s because they are jealous. Jaime Simpson is so awesome that other girls can’t stand her. That’s the kind of chick you want around.

You see, Jaime Simpson has national quality ‘whateverness’ about her. She is too good for just being on local tv. She makes all the other local tv people look like amateurs. Other local tv people bow to Jaime Simpson.

Jaime Simpson needs to be national. It would make me happy to see her on a super bowl ad or something. Not the local slot, but like, where everyfuckingbody is watching waiting for that next wardrobe malonpurposemarketingploy.

So that’s the trouble with Jaime Simpson. If only she was national, she wouldn’t have to tell me about some persian floor mat at a good deal price. The world should collectively start a petition to get Jaime Simpson on national tv. I would sign it, and I bet I could get a 12 pack in the next couple of days and talk whoever is around to sign it too.

Yeah, I can almost TJ guarantee about 10 or maybe 15 signatures. Everyone should join. Nobody probably will though, and that’s just a damn shame.

Meant to post this one forever ago. Tom told me about this shit called stinky tofu. This is the absolute grossest thing I have ever seen. I would never eat this shit ever but wouldn’t it be cool to smell it…

If you have a weak stomach, check out the Wiki on stinky tofu. You will barf.

Stinky tofu is estinky