Happy Square Root Day
Well what do ya know, the motherload mathematical holiday of the year is here: 3/3/09, Square Root Day. This is pretty cool. Check out Cybrary Man’s website for more info on today. Good stuff.
The No Cussing Club
Holy shit, here’s something I like to see. This kid has started a movement (complete with website AND a book) to try and make a few dollars off something that is utterly ridiculous encouraging kids not to cuss. Damn!
How to support global warming and exponentially increase your carbon footprint
Man do I hope this global warming shit is real. Right now its fucking cold outside. I went to take a piss and instead of my usual piss it was a cold hard solid block of ice that looked like a section of fucking fiber optic cable. And I only live in NC… I try [...]
Why Native Americans did not invent the Indian alarm clock
Surely to god some smart ass has told you “don’t forget to set your Indian Alarm Clock!” Well, for those of you that have never heard this phrase, it’s time to bust out that learning cap. Setting an Indian alarm clock is easy. You drink a lot of water right before you go to bed, [...]
Stave
This is cause for celebration. Thanks to my friend Paula I actually got to use the word ‘stave’ for the first time this year. Stave is a very rare word that kicks a whole lot of ass. Like Tony Jaa amount of kicking ass. I’m blessed to have been given the opportunity to use this [...]
Oxidants
If there’s one thing in life that really bogs me down, it’s gotta be oxidants. Research has shown the damage these motherfuckers do. They make our lives a living hell. From depression, to suicide even. That’s why I drink green tea. There is shit in green tea that might be pro-life, pro-guns, pro-oil drilling, pro [...]
Fuck China
When it comes to the Olympics, like most people, I don’t really give much of a shit. The Olympics are boring to watch, far too overly technoligized, and everything just moves along so slow. When I read my news, I blow right over anything related to the Olympics, except this one. During the opening ceremony, [...]
