Jim Jamesson

I don’t know how to say it any better than Alexander Mooney’s article on CNN just now:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/25/jindal.reaction/index.html

About a month ago, my brother said to me, “If they legalized and taxed marijuana, the economy would rebound in a month, and the street price would drop in half.” We talked about it, bitched about the current system, and determined that nothing but good could come out of such things. Read more »

Fart.

This fart waff responds to Obama's State of the Union

Thank you.

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And it’s damn shameful. It’s pitifully hypocritical. Like the Republicans. I’m not sure how, but for some reason, every negative connotation in my life is seen as a positive by a Republican. So I blame them for lots of things. Read more »

I have had a lot of emails about the Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Photoshop Liquify filter pictures. Everyone wanted to see more, so here ya go.

Bill Clinton looks funny.

Photoshop CS4 has a neato little filter that can bring great fun. Here’s couple funny ones…

Barack Obama using Photoshop's Liquify filter.

Joe Biden smiling because of Photoshop's new Liquify filter.

Hillary Clinton with the Photoshop liquify filter.

This is like endless hours of fun… you should probably check out CS4.

Holy shit. Maybe it’s just me, but has anyone else noticed the enormous size of Wolf Blitzer’s ever-expanding studio set? Its like miles and miles of huge TV screens with pointers and all this craziness. In fact, according to my independent source who wishes to remain anonymous, Blitzer’s studio now occupies an eye-popping 7,842 acres. Insane!

Look at the size of Wolf Blitzer's high tech tv screen in his studio that is bigger than my, ego.

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For anyone that follows the news, by now you’re probably aware that Bristol Palin, the 17-year old daughter of John McCain’s vice presidential pick Governor Sarah Palin, is pregnant. You may have even happened upon Barak Obama’s response to this news, which was something to the effect of ‘candidates families’ should not have anything the hell to do with politics’. I would bet that John McCain probably has echoed the same exact thing at somepoint.

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Well it looks like our buddy Phil Roe has defeated David “Davie” Davis. Sucks for Davis, but life goes on. I wonder… had he seen the footage I have seen, if results would have been different. After all, Roe only won by fewer than 500 votes.

Phil Roe tries to figure out the best way to tag-team eat some sausage with an excited veteran.

Now, Roe is off to face democratic challenger Rob Russell. According to sources close to Russell, “Phil Roe should win this easy. This district has traditionally been republican and Rob Russell once faced Phil Roe in a tug-of-war contest and Phil Roe wooped his ass pretty bad. Several witnesses recall Roe pulling Russell so hard, that he slid face-first into the mud pit in the middle. When confronting Phil Roe last night after sex, he confided in me “frankly, that was no mud puddle. Our plan was to cover this man with shit manure, and, while he struggled to get up from realizing his defeat, I was gonna try a publicity stunt and piss on him to show how the results of the election would actually go.

“But he was so attractive laying in the poo that I couldn’t help but to ravage his body with my Lil’ Phil Roe.”

Damn, they sure know how to wrangle the political spotlight across the hill in Tennessee.

Congratulations Phil Roe… you’re welcome!

Man, these PHIL ROE signs people were everywhere. Like ants on a crumb. I think these folks really love them some Phil Roe. I feel kind of bad because we yelled some shit out the window as we drove by. Something to the effect of how much we love Phil Roe and how much we support Phil Roe for congress. We were jacked up on some Long John Silvers crumbles, we had no choice. Hey, as long as Phil Roe keeps Long John Silvers from going out of business, I’ll vote for ‘em.

Hardcore diehard Phil Roe supporters. Ok, let's get this right. I want to read this photograph to you: Old lady yells ROE, miserable child sits unattended in a stroller baking in the heat, old lady boob-levels ROE, Capris lady says ROE 4 CONGRESS AUG 7 in proper inglesh, yard sign says ROE, Humpty claps, Dumpty says ROE, farmer says ROE 4 CONGRESS AUG 7, Panama Jack says ROE, and 3 other people say ROE but way down the roed. Like, wouldn't ONE BIG SIGN be more effective than all of this? Holy jesus.

They really take this Phil Roe guy seriously? What the hell is wrong with people? Must be the Roe effect or something. Whatever it is, here's a plug to his payment page. After he gladly wore this hat and elephant ears for us, I'll pay a buck for that.

With all due respect Mike Judge, you were way off man. While Idiocracy is undoubtedly one of my recent favorites, 500 years was being so conservative. For those of you who have seen Bill “fuckhead” Engvall INTERRUPT FAMILY GUY, I’m sure you know what I mean. Anyways, this is an exerpt of a Sports Illustrated article:

SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. 49 Sprint Cup car for the Pocono race on August 3. Details of the agreement are expected to be worked out over the coming days.

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