I met a real gem tonight (really cute one, too). This person is of iconic stature. I’ve heard this urban legend about a jesus bandit who goes around stealing jesus statues and those lil jesus guys in those manger props around Christmas time. I thought it was all bunk.
I can only hope and dream that this one was for me… Jim’s an asshole on Craigslist >>
Turn to any page in a baptists diary, and they all sound about the same. For the sake of simplicity and pissing off a shit ton of goddamned people, I’m removing all references to Jesus Christ. Here is the condensed version: 6:00 AM Wake up, piss, check level of grass in yard. If grass has [...]
