Stolen Jesuses

Added September 2nd, 2008 | Posted in Religion | 5 Comments
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I met a real gem tonight (really cute one, too). This person is of iconic stature. I’ve heard this urban legend about a jesus bandit who goes around stealing jesus statues and those lil jesus guys in those manger props around Christmas time. I thought it was all bunk.

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Realistic prayers

Added August 21st, 2008 | Posted in Religion | 1 Comment
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I can only hope and dream that this one was for me… Jim’s an asshole on Craigslist >>

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Diary of a baptist in North Carolina

Added August 13th, 2008 | Posted in Religion | 4 Comments
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Turn to any page in a baptists diary, and they all sound about the same. For the sake of simplicity and pissing off a shit ton of goddamned people, I’m removing all references to Jesus Christ. Here is the condensed version: 6:00 AM Wake up, piss, check level of grass in yard. If grass has [...]

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