Jim Jamesson

Recently, I took a break from playing a game of hoops and decided to catch up on the NBA.com blog to make sure I didn’t miss anything. (Ok, not really). One thing did come to my attention though, and it was that Caron Butler, a Forward for the Wizards, had lost 11 pounds just by giving up his seriously intense addiction to Mountain Dew. Caron Butler writes: Read more »

Ok I just learned that the Vanderbuilt Commodores are playing the South Carolina Game Cocks (college football on ESPN, the Electronic Sports Network).

Then I learned that VA are the Hokies. Then come to find out, a Hokie is a castrated turkey.

Now, that means, that this game is the Castrated Turkeys VS. the Game Cocks. I think in this case, you want to be a Game Cock, rather than a Castrated Turkey. That’s just me though… what do I know. Being a Castrated Turkey probably bears much pride. I bet you $100USD that there are 53,405 Toyota Camry’s out there with C A S T R A T E D T U R K E Y A L U M N I in that square ass block lettering that anyone who ever even toured that college puts on their cars. $1.00USD to the first son of a bitch a that proves me wrong. Read more »

Well I think everyone should email these cocksuckers and tell them what you think: Click here for their contact page >>

If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, read this post.

Here’s my email:

Dear you fucking loser asshole goddamn fuck tards:

You people fucking suck. The nerve of you to switch out a girl because she is not pretty enough for TV? What the fuck.

Never again will I ever watch anything olympics related. Stick your dicks in your own asses and fucking rot in hell.

Sincerely pissed off, Jim

My brother snapped this shot of his childhood basketball hero during halftime of a recent NBA playoff game. Since he’s a decent guy he didn’t want to post this on his blog. Figured I would instead: