Jim Jamesson

Ok I just learned that the Vanderbuilt Commodores are playing the South Carolina Game Cocks (college football on ESPN, the Electronic Sports Network).

Then I learned that VA are the Hokies. Then come to find out, a Hokie is a castrated turkey.

Now, that means, that this game is the Castrated Turkeys VS. the Game Cocks. I think in this case, you want to be a Game Cock, rather than a Castrated Turkey. That’s just me though… what do I know. Being a Castrated Turkey probably bears much pride. I bet you $100USD that there are 53,405 Toyota Camry’s out there with C A S T R A T E D T U R K E Y A L U M N I in that square ass block lettering that anyone who ever even toured that college puts on their cars. $1.00USD to the first son of a bitch a that proves me wrong. Read more »