Jim Jamesson

Right now, I feel like kicking the shit out of someone. Like, someone that deserves it not just some shlum on the streetcorner or something. Like if some guy slammed in our door right now with a shotgun demanding my tv or something, he would probably die. Like I would probably be scrambling for my camera so I could prove to the world that the coroners van was indeed in my driveway. Well unless I so brutally Jeet Kune Do’ed the burgler so heinously bad that he was beyond IDable or whatever, that I would be in the jailhouse probably, and therefore a mug shot should provide sufficient proof. Read more »