Jim Jamesson

Everyone needs them some goals. If you don’t have goals, you have nothing to strive for, and that’s plum shitty. A few weeks back I decided to quit fuckin shaving because it’s stupid. Now that I reached that goal though, I’m left a little empty. If only I could have bumped it up a notch from the beginning. But really, it’s my goal I can change it when I need to right? So here is my new goal:

Kenny Rogers in Kenny Rogers Pictures as Kenny Rogers by Kenny Rogers.

NEW GOAL

My new goal is to get these two exact same pictures. I am gonna need some help though. I don’t know anyone with a horse, so if someone has a horse, and would let me sit on it for a couple minutes, that would be really helpful.

Also, I don’t own a gold chain. I don’t know if you can buy them at grocery stores for a quarter anymore or not. If someone has a gold chain that is hot like Kenny’s, and will let me wear it for a few minutes while I’m sitting on a horse, that would be dynamite.

I seem to be lacking some in the wardrobe as well. Seems I lost my, whatever kind of jacket, this is. Yeah so, if someone has uh, one of those, and wouldn’t mind me rolling up those sleeves and posing on a, looks like the bottom of a really thick bird bath or something, that would be out of sight.

So, you can see just how easy it is to create, edit, and enhance your own goals. Give it a try! You, too, can have a goal of your own!

UPDATE: In my exhausting Kenny Rogers research I JUST NOW stumbled across this bad ass website for dudes that want to look like Kenny Rogers. Ahh… the ever-changing goal…