Why Native Americans did not invent the Indian alarm clock

By Jim Jamesson on October 6th, 2008 | Posted in Pointless Dribble | Permalink

Surely to god some smart ass has told you “don’t forget to set your Indian Alarm Clock!” Well, for those of you that have never heard this phrase, it’s time to bust out that learning cap. Setting an Indian alarm clock is easy. You drink a lot of water right before you go to bed, and you wake up naturally because you have to piss your brains out come morning time. Read more »

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