Added October 17th, 2009 | Posted in Funny | No comments yet
Tags: bad words, karaoke lyrics, Kenny Rogers, Love Or Something Like It lyrics
Here’s what I think Kenny Rogers intended this song to say, the night he wrote it in some skank ass motel with some homegirl hooker. Damn, Kenny Rogers rules all of the world and he even kicks so much more’r ass that he’ll probably be ruling the moon too before it’s all said and done [...]
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Added August 5th, 2008 | Posted in Funny | No comments yet
Tags: Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers
Ok the Kenny Rogers freight train rolls on. What I need to find is someone that knows Dolly Parton. Or maybe just Dolly Parton’s people. This is a shot I would love to have before I die. If anyone has a Dolly connection, it would be beneficial to me.
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Added July 31st, 2008 | Posted in Pointless Dribble | 1 Comment
Tags: Kenny Rogers, long hair
Long damn hair is really getting annoying. I don’t know how Kenny Rogers does it.
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Added July 30th, 2008 | Posted in Funny | 1 Comment
Tags: Alabama, dark hair, Gatlinburg, goals, Kenny Rogers, perks, Randy Owen
Goals, as we already talked about are a damn wonderful thing. Goals give you something to look forward to, challenge yourself with, and give you that rush of happiness when it’s mission accomplished. The end result of a goal though is overwhelmingly the focal point of the goal to begin with. Too often, the ‘sleeper [...]
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Added July 29th, 2008 | Posted in Funny | No comments yet
Tags: Kenny Rogers, silver hair dye, Studio Chivarria
Alright. I just got word from Guadalupe, one of the top hairstylists in the country (actually he really is!) that they can hook me up with some seriously silverly Kenny Rogers hairstyle. This is most excellent kickass news. Soon as the time comes, Studio Chivarria here we come.
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Added July 28th, 2008 | Posted in Funny | 2 Comments
Tags: goals, gold chains, grocery stores, Kenny Rogers, Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers, quit shaving, wardrobe lacking faggy jackets
Everyone needs them some goals. If you don’t have goals, you have nothing to strive for, and that’s plum shitty. A few weeks back I decided to quit fuckin shaving because it’s stupid. Now that I reached that goal though, I’m left a little empty. If only I could have bumped it up a notch [...]
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