Jim Jamesson

This is for all you lovers out there. Never make the mistake I just 5 fucking seconds ago made. Whenever you order an unsweet tea, never take for granted that speaker person heard you emphasize “UN”.

Even though I am extraordinarily careful to say, “and an UN, sweet tea, please”, that doesn’t mean shit. Too many variables exist between the time you place your order, and the time you have the deliverable in your hand. Even though I went midday when the lifers work, I still managed to get a sweet tea.

Now, big deal you might say. But when your workflow is such that you get an unsweet tea, and immediately take the lid off and add Splenda upon your arrival back at home, you end up with some insanely ridiculously sweetened out the ass tea.

So take heed people. Never, ever take an unsweet tea for granted. The unsweet tea success rate will soon approach broken-milkshake-machine territory. Now that is fucking scary.