Man eats 23,000 Big Macs

Added September 10th, 2008 | Posted in Fast Food | 2 Comments
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Dude eats 23,000+ McDonalds Big Macs in his lifetime. Wow fucking unreal!

This guy has eaten 23,000 McDonalds Big Macs over his lifespan. Holy Shit!

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The positives and negatives of Splenda packets

Added August 13th, 2008 | Posted in Fast Food | No comments yet
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Whats the best way to take your frustrations out on Burger King? Rip them off blind out of Splenda packets. Hurt ‘em where it counts… in they pocketbook.

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How to increase your drive-thru order accuracy

Added July 31st, 2008 | Posted in Fast Food | No comments yet
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Oh the scary drive thru window at these fucking fast food places. Jesus fuck!

Here’s some guerilla tactics to help make sure you get exactly what you ordered from the fast food drive thru window.

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Jim’s 10-step guide to the McDonalds complaint process

Added July 31st, 2008 | Posted in Fast Food | No comments yet
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McDonalds will always fuck your order up some way or another.

Here’s a step-by-step guide to the entire complaint process at McDonalds. From how they first fuck your order up to how you continue to go back to this place that you know with 100% certainty is going to fuck you again.

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What a 30 year old knows

Added July 19th, 2008 | Posted in Pointless Dribble | No comments yet
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Alright, I’m almost 30. 30 is a good round number to gauge how good or bad your life is. You can compare what you know at 30 to what a dumbfuck you were at 25, and what a complete retard you were at 20, and what a gay ass lame crackle talking dweeb you were [...]

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